The Activists Alphabet- a guide for the budding hypocrite..(Please don’t be offended)
A is for activist- it’s what I am
B is for Bigot -it’s what YOU are,
C is for Compassionate – it’s my middle name,
D is for Diversity and Denier (especially of climate change).
E is for Equity and Equality too,
F is for Future stolen by you,
G is for Girl, a thing of the past,
H is for Heterosexual, you may be the last.
I is for inclusive but alas not for you,
J is for Justice but just for the few.
K is for Kind, it’s what you must be, or I’ll denounce you and shame you, you bigoted B….
L is for Lesbian, erased by Trans,
M is for Misogyny and goes with Man.
N is for Nanny-State, hurtful words they will ban,
O is for Oatmeal to go with your bran.
P is for Pride – the original sin,
Q is for Queer and goes with LGB and I -and A -and plus, so we can add others in who agree with us.
R is for Rainbow our altar and cross
S is for Shame, we have none of course.
T is for Transphobe -all who question our right, to indoctrinate your children without challenge or fight.
U – must respect my pronouns!
V is for Virtue-signalling and Votes though it doesn’t really matter which way you go.
W is for WMD in Iraq and elsewhere, he lied, people died, still we trust Tony Blair?
X marks the spot where your vote used to count,
Y is for You will own nothing and be happy, (the WEF taunt).
Z is for zee, for Zey and for Zem- these are my pronouns YOU MUST RESPECT THEM!